February 17, 2011

Pumping Up with Domonic Brown

“Physically and mentally, I’m ready to go. I’d run through a wall right now," Brown says.

Dom, in the heated competition to fill Jayson Werth's cleats, says that he's "ready to win this job." Here are some reasons why Uncle Cholly should give the boy a red rose come opening day—or a butterscotch krimpet, whichever you prefer:

  • Husband material! The man's dedicated to his sport. Dom's been kickin' it in Clearwater since December.
  • Girly-man no more! Since we saw him last, Dom's bulked up, adding a 10 pound wall of pure muscle to his boyish physique.

What will happen come April 1st? Will Dom Brown win his spot as a starting outfielder through perfecting his swing and running through walls? Or will he find himself alone on his little girly bench? Tune in for an all new season to find out! On right after Cholly Millionaire.

1 comment:

James Generic said...

give him some pancake krimpets, the best krimpets ever
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