The Phillies recently spent $10 million to enhance the CBP viewing experience. This will include the installation one of the largest HD jumbotrons in the entire world. I'm told that it could feature 49 life-size Phanatics or 49 vomiting Phillies fans or some combination of the two. Yikes!
You know what that means, Philthadelphia, City of Uggos. Our ugly's going to broadcast in HD this year! Who knows if you'll be forced to smooch that old dude that smells like provolone on the Kiss Cam again? Or how much uglier things could get if the Jumbotron catches you alone in the bleachers crying with a faceful of crab fries to "All By Myself"?
Keep it classy, Philadelphia.
