Never Forget: Darren Daulton

Tonight, stop by the South Philly Bar and Grill at 1235 East Passyunk Avenue for a chance to meet famed Phillies catcher, conspiracy theorist, and astral time traveler Darren "Dutch" Daulton! Dutch will be "mixing with the crowd from 8-10 pm and enjoying $2.75 Yuengling Lights," according to the invite I received.

I was wondering how I ended up on the South Philly Bar & Grill's email promotions list until Lauren astutely reminded me that I probably signed my name to something sketchy whilst watching drunken bros form a conga line to a karaoke rendition of "Proud to Be An American" and spit in one of my best friend's faces. Suddenly, it all made sense, and the only thing strange about this announcement was the idea of any 1993 Phils' alumnus being caught drinking light beer.

While we're reminiscing, check out this fantastic post about my personal favorite '93 Phillie and accomplished killer of brain cells, John Kruk, who was inducted into the Phillies Wall of Fame last week.